title:The ying and beat story
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The clouds were puffy and fluffy,just like cotton candy.Beatrice pranced around the poofy cluds in her ugly unicorn,Betty,wreaking a havoc and chaos allover the place.Ying Sham swirled around on her disgusting oversized frog,singing loudly in her high pitched,out of tune,unbearable voice which shattered everything to pieces.
One fine day,betty went crazy and kicked beatrice in her face which became flat as a pancake!She then decided to consult the doctor to make her face 3d again.Ying sham was laughing at beatrices misfortune when her frog attacked her and pooped in her mouth.Then the frog chewed of 2 of her fingers.(gross.....)Ying sham got sent to the hospital for food/poop poisoning and the doctor helped stitch her fingers back,whereas beatrices face was still flat and 2d.Then a letter was sent saying that her face could be fixed!:07 hours later.......................beatrice had her face back to 3d while ying shams fingers dropped as the thread was loose.:(
Next day beatrices unicorn was still PMS-ing and this it bit all her hair off!Beatrice is officially bald and decided to lock herself in her wretched and smelly sty(is it the place where pigs stay???)house until her hair grows back!Magically,her hair grew back in a second and beatrice realised that she went to the wrong house.It was ying shams house.Ying sham then sent her frog to attacke the intruder.It pounced on beatrice and farted on her face(pheww....).Beatrice used her superkick and blasted the fron into outer space!Then she sent her still PMS-ing unicorn to kick ying sham so that she can join her frog in outer space.(a frog in outer space???wierd..hehe)And they couldn't come back down.Then beatrice lived happily ever after with her PMS-ing unicorn
-The END- WWritten by: Ying sham and Beatrice edited by:Asmath :p
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